Todd Carney takes the piss!

Cronulla Sharks Todd Carney gets caught urinating in his mouth

So I know a lot of us like going out on the piss, but it seems like Todd Carney takes going out on the piss to a whole new level. An image has appeared online, showing the Cronulla Sharks player engaged in what mainstream media are calling a “lewd act” at a urinal. In short, he’s peeing in his mouth.

If you like drinking your own piss or even getting pissed on, I guess it’s each to their own who are we to judge? However, I do find it hilarious that the mainstream media are calling it “a lewd act” and very much sensationalising it.

You can see the photo in all its highly NSFW glory here if you really want to. But you have been warned.

The football player is no stranger to getting caught up in alcohol related mischief, back in 2008 when he was playing for the Canberra Raiders, he was suspended after an incident in which he urinated on a man in a nightclub. Are we seeing ¬†pattern? In 2009, he was ordered into alcohol counselling after he vandalised a series of cars and a Fone Zone store in Goulburn. Later that year, he set a dude on fire at a New Year’s Eve party.¬†Also in 2006, Carney was charged with drink driving, and had his license taken away for five years. If that wasn’t enough, he was later sentenced to community service when he was caught driving while disqualified and to make matters worst, failed to stop for police.

Seems Carney has built a bit of a name as the bad boy of Australian rugby. The Cronulla Sharks and the NRL have yet to comment on his latest incident, but it’s safe to say they won’t be thrilled that Carney has once more made a dickhead of himself and the NRL. However, I do have a few questions, Who was the sick minded person who felt obligated to take a the picture of a guy urinating in his mouth? And, Who was the person who leaked the photo? Seriously the guy has probably now ruined Carney’s career.

I don’t know about you, but the whole thing has left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth.

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Author: Special K

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