For those that may have assumed sex in the olden days was a dull boring affair, they can now take that assumption back. Just check out the above menu from a brothel run by Mrs. F.A. Tasse. Among other insights that the menu makes us modern peeps privy to, the menu pretty much ends all debate over whether “fuck” was a common word back then. According to the menu it was a very common word indeed.
I won’t lie some of the things on the men really have me raising an eye brow of “WTF?” Just check out “Pinkey’s Special.” For £30.00. You can get some “under-fucking” and “tits in your face” while an extra lady plays with your balls while blowing wind up your ass hole with a goose quill… because only the classiest sexual encounters end with goose quills in places where the sun don’t shine.
It seems like they were way more inventive than people are today. “French fashion”, shoving in stones, dry bob, back scuttling and the list goes on. Oh and the best thing Mrs. F. A. Tasse’s gals will do most of these for less then a monthly eHarmony subscription.
It does also seem like the brothel wasn’t for everyone, as the following end-of-menu disclaimer makes it perfectly clear:
“No discount for cash. Stink fingers and jerking-off matinees for young men under 21, every Wednesday from 2:30 to 4. Customers must enter with cash in one hand and tool in the other. If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.”
Wow, the good old days, now I’ve just got to find myself a goose quill and I’m set!