I predict a sudden boost in gym memberships.
2013 saw Strereosonic expanding into a two-day festival event around the country, bringing what was considered the greatest ever electronic dance music line-up to hit Australia including the largest convention of shirtless gym junkies, ass cheeks in denim shorts, ODs and punished livers. But hey, who’s complaining?
If you thought last year’s line-up was big, well you’re probably gonna wet yourself with this year’s line-up!
Calvin Harris, Tiesto, Diplo, Disclosure (DJ set), W&W, DJ Snake, Duke Dumont, Will Sparks, RL Grimes, Peking Duk, NERVO, Cedric Gervais, Cosmic Gate, Andrew Rayel, Tale Of Us, Destructo, Orjan Nilsen, Nina Kraviz, Oliver Heldens, Wilkinson, Scuba, Cash Cash, Kolsch, MaRLo, Mano Le Tough, Shogun, Uberjak’d, Mark Sixma, Nina Las Vegas, Timmy Trumpet, M4SONIC, Tigerlily, Generik, L D R U & Yahtzel.
Skrillex, Alesso, Steve Aoki, Showtek, Dash Berlin, Carl Cox, Porter Robinson, Laidback Luke, New World Punx, TJR, Ferry Corsten, Noisia, Deorro, Headhunterz, MK, DVBBS, Booka Shade, Markus Schulz, What So Not, Joel Fletcher, John O’Callaghan, Foreign Beggars, Hot Since 82, Alison Wonderland, Crookers, Jack Beats, The Ashton Shuffle, Route 94, Simon Patterson, Alex Metric, Deetron, Kaz James, Ian Bluestone, Acid Jacks, Nick Thayer.
STEREOSONIC 2014 DATES
SYDNEY: Saturday 29 and Sunday 30 November
PERTH: Saturday 29 and Sunday 30 November
ADELAIDE: Friday 5 and Saturday 6 December
MELBOURNE: Saturday 6 and Sunday 7 December
BRISBANE: Saturday 6 and Sunday 7 December
Pre-sale tickets go on sale Wednesday the 30th of July from Ticketmaster with sale to the general public on the 5th of August.
And for those that need a guide to Stereosonic, I’m sure the below will be sufficient enough…
Perhaps, I should really start using that Gym Membership that I’ve been paying for, that I never seem to use. Or not, and lets just say we did.
What do you think about the 2014 line-up?