What a devil of a boner… NSFW!

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Last Tuesday morning, commuters in East Vancouver were greeted with an eyeful…literally! Commuters were surprised to see a nine-foot statue of a naked devil with one massive erection. The controversial statue appeared outside of a train station overnight with no one having the slightest idea of where it came from or who made it. While Canada has long been one of those progressive countries, it’s safe to say the city of Vancouver didn’t commission the naked and erect statue of Lucifer.

CTV News Vancouver reports that according to City of Vancouver’s pubic art registry, the naked devil is in a space that was one inhabited by a statue of Christopher Columbus that has since been moved to a park. However when you think about the history of how the continent was founded, one might not be wrong in thinking that Columbus and Satan could basically be synonymous.

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While the statue was removed later that day, several petitions including including this Change.org petition, have popped up online asking that the the giant Beelzebub and is his boner be returned to East Vancouver, with one supporter going as far to say “We all need some devil dick in our lives.” Dare I say it? Pray Jesus? Okay, so I’ll probably get shot down by a bolt of lightening any minute now.

I’m personally hoping for someone to erect a statue out the front of the Australian Parliament House that depicts Tony Abbott screwing the country of Australia. Now that would truly be a masterpiece!

Source CTV Vancouver

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