Darth Vader robbed a bank!

man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a bank

One Monday, Darth Vader strolled into a bank in Pineville, North Carolina, armed with a rifle and left with an armful of cash.

Of course it wasn’t the actual Sith Lord. There were a few things that gave it away. Firstly being the fact that his trademark lightsaber was nowhere to be seen, instead the thief carried a rifle; also he was a little too short to be the Dark Emperor’s right-hand man; plus rather than flying away in an Imperial TIE fighter, he drove of in an SUV; and also Darth Vader is a fictional character.

After threatening one of the bank clerks at gunpoint, she handed him a pile of cash; and the nerdy bandit made off with thousands of dollars. So far, no one has been arrested.

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Author: Special K

The rants of a somewhat fictional character.

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