Man dies after having sex with a scarecrow…

Man dies after sex with scarecrow

In weird shit that people do… A 58-year-old man has been found dead lying in a field after allegedly having sex with a scarecrow. Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s property in San Jose De Balcare.

Police later found Alberto’s rotting remains next to a scarecrow that he put a wig and lipstick on with a 6-inch strap-on dildo attached to it.

“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.

“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”

Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.

“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said.

“Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

“We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”

According to neighbours, Alberto was a sheep herder who lived alone working in the area for around eight years and was described as a “very lonely” man who had few visitors.

Well I suppose everyone has to get their rocks off at some point. However it might have been easier to just go out and buy a blow up doll.

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Author: Special K

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