So I’m a little late posting this. I put it down to a few days of serious partying to the point that I found myself in a forced 24 hour hibernation. I’ll probably leave that story for another time. However, let’s talk about Chris Hemsworth’s bulge.
Last week Warner Bros released the red-band trailer for their new Vacation reboot starring Ed Helms as now-adult Rusty Griswold. His parents, of course, are Clark (Chevy Chase) and Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo) the couple who famously took their kids on that hilariously ill-fated trip to WalleyWorld in the 1983 original National Lampoon’s Vacation.
In this reboot, Rusty decides to do the same road trip with his his wife (Christina Applegate) and their sons. At one point they visit his sister Audrey (Leslie Mann) and her tremendously well-endowed husband played by Chris Hemsworth. Won’t lie, it gives a whole new meaning to Thor’s hammer.
In fact, you could probably just fast-forward the trailer and head straight to the goods at the 1:57 mark.
Don’t get too excited size queens, it is a prosthetic. But we at least have Chris Hemsworth shirtless with a fake bulge, which is better than no bulge at all right?
Anyone else think that would be a little painful?