It’s been statistically proven that Selfies are one of the leading causes of death in modern times and now watch that number skyrocket with the introduction of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Selfie Spoon. That’s right. Now you can take a selfie with a mouthful
Selfie Sticks were bad enough…but Selfie Spoons? Have we become that narcissistic? Actually don’t answer that.
It’s a scary thought that we’ve reached a point where I can’t tell the difference between reality and satire. If this is satire it’s only a matter of time before it becomes a reality. Now I’m just waiting for the next headline, “Death by Selfie Spoon.”
You’re laughing now but it is coming.