Give the gift of porn this Christmas.

Pornhub Premium Gifting Service TV Ad

Christmas is just around the corner so it comes as no surprise there will be some hilarious Christmas-themed adverts to inspire the buying presents for your loved ones. A recent study confirmed that Americans are able to refrain from masturbating over the the silly season and PornHub has decided to battle the drop in porn viewership by releasing a Christmas ad that is probably the most sentimental thing you will watch today.

Backed with heartwarming Christmas music, the ad shows a family celebrating around the tree while exchanging gifts and hugs. But the grumpy old grandpa seems a little down. Obviously Santa didn’t bring him what he wanted this year. But never fear, thanks to a thoughtful grandson who hands him an envelope  containing the one thing at the top of grandpa’s Santa list, a subscription to PornHub, and that frown is definitely turned upside down. Gosh I’m really holding back the tears here. The feels are just too much.

“With the holidays upon us, we wanted to provide our community with the opportunity to give the most touching gift of all to their loved ones,” Pornhub vice-president Corey Price said in a press release.

So this holiday season, give your loved ones what they really want. Porn. It’s at least cheaper than a sex worker.

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