Jaded Hospitality: Things You Should Never Say To A Bartender
Sep14

Jaded Hospitality: Things You Should Never Say To A Bartender

I don’t care how drunk you are, here some things you should never say to a bartender. Call this Part One

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Sex Tales: Thumper with Chlamydia
Sep05

Sex Tales: Thumper with Chlamydia

I have a friend. Let’s call him Thumper. Because he’s young dumb and full of cum.

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I once killed my neighbour’s cat…
Aug04

I once killed my neighbour’s cat…

I once killed my neighbour’s cat. Well that’s not completely true…

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Losing my virginity
Jul06

Losing my virginity

There’s an expectation that losing your virginity is meant to be perfect. I’d like to say my first time was, but it was anything but…

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I think there was something up with my Japanese teacher!
Jun26

I think there was something up with my Japanese teacher!

When I hear the song Mrs Robinson by Simon & Garfunkel, my grade 7 Japanese teacher often come to mind.

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Welcome to my Rehab for the Fabulous!
Jun26

Welcome to my Rehab for the Fabulous!

Whether we like to admit it or not, in life we’re all in some kind of rehab. We’re either getting over some previous addiction or event. In short, we’re all just trying to straighten out things hoping to make some sense of it all.

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